We enlisted the help of top relationships experts so that next time
you meet a pretty girl, sexy woman, or even a hot mama, you know what to
say and do.
Here are their 10 top tips for wooing any girl:
1. Go up and say hello
“Go over and introduce yourself, Women like to be approached, and hanging back and staring makes you look uncertain or insecure. And remember to smile.”
2. Contact her the next day
“The ‘two-day’ rule no longer exists. When everybody takes their
mobile phone everywhere, waiting two days to call just makes you look
like you’re not interested,” “If you want to play games, concentrate on
Angry Birds.”
3. Let a girl buy her own drinks
“A lot of guys think the question, ‘Can I buy you a drink?’ has
exactly the same meaning as the question, ‘Can I touch your left tit? But we’re onto you, and we don’t like it
4. Chat-up lines are funny
“If you say something original, unexpected and funny, then you’ll
definitely get a girl’s attention. It helps if the girl is laughing
with you, not at you, though…”
5. Always act keen
“Avoid verbally expressing your desires to a girl,”. Do it with actions: while you’re talking, hold her gaze for a little
longer than necessary; look as if you have suddenly noticed how
unbelievably sexy she is, and then look away.”
6. Knowing how to dance is creepy
“As for ‘comedy dancing,’ it’s the ultimate turn off. Sure,
everybody loves a joker. Even my dad’s a crowd-pleaser after a few
drinks. But I don’t want to have sex with my dad.”
7. The First date MUST be surprising
“Girls love to tell their friends how they met someone, so if
your first date is generic and boring, it says a lot about you. Dating
is competitive – you need to have the edge.”
8. Just be a nice guy
“Girls just can’t be bothered with ‘bad boys,
9. Don’t try too hard to be funny
“The truly hilarious men rarely wear ‘funny’ on their
sleeves. They trade on observations, rather than a set of pre-planned
jokes.”
10. Don’t ever write love letters
“A carefully written text or email can still be romantic,
“Girls always love a digital interruption in their day which says you’re thinking of them.”
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