The scorching heat wasn’t the only thing making New Yorkers sweat this weekend.
At
the 4th annual Air Séx Championships, held at Manhattan's Cutting Room,
the finest dry humpérs and imaginary orál séx aficionádos took center
stage.
There was not a dry seat in the house.
Hosted
by comedian Chris Trew, the competition brought together a myriád of
performers and the rules were simple: There must always be an imaginary
partner on stage and all orgásms must be simulated.
What
started out as a one-time parody of an Air Guitar competition in
Austin, Texas, four years ago has grown into a 14-city tour that
culminátes in a final world competition in December.
Men
and women separately took the stage to perform their best solo séx acts
for a crowded house of dróoling onloókers, while a trió of female
judges critiqued the show based on comedic appeal, séxual performance
range and séxual energy.
Though this year had a noticeably smaller turn out, Trew says it brought some of the best performances he's ever seen.
The
winner was returning champ, Jam Out With My Clam Out, who donnéd a
géisha-inspired floor length robé, granny glasses, a head full of hair
curlérs and stráp on rubber bréasts for a finishing touch.
For
her performance, Jam Out acted out a scene in which her (imaginary)
husband died and she used her séxual prowéss to try and révive him
through his pénis sans her teeth.
“I
was not surprised Jam Out With My Clam Out won again, she knows how to
win and she really wants to win. She’s easily one of the ten best [air
séxers] in the country. She made a very big step tonight, she showed
range,” host Chris Trew told the Huffington Post just after the show.
“She’s
just very good, she had the crowd with her the entire time, she did
something I’ve never seen before. When she took her teeth out, then her
husband who died and she kept jérking him off, it was so good."
The keys to the competition’s séx-cess are its accessibility and comedic appeal, Tréw says.
“I
love that it feels like a sport and it’s still a comedy show. People
see the show and think it’s a dirty show and that it’s taboo. But no,
this is so accessible. Anyone can do it. It’s so crazy and it’s very
addicting.”
lol for real? this is cray...... x-)
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